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Stop me if you’ve heard this one…

Two people walk into a bar. Just for the sake of it, let’s suppose they are twins. One of them is a stunningly gorgeous woman wearing an outfit several sizes too small for her. The top is so tight her huge tits are in danger of bursting out and poking someone’s eye out. Her micro-mini skirt is so short it’s practically just a belt above her thong. She’s wearing high heels, lots of make-up and… well, you get the idea, just fill in the blanks. The ‘twin’ accompanying the hot slut into the bar is wearing the entire collection of Haabee ninja apparel, complete with black gloves, hood and (presumably) various sharp pointy implements hidden in the folds of the black cloth.

So what happens next?

As the two make their way through the bar, appreciative and admiring glances and catcalls are aimed at the slut, while calls of “HAIYAAA!!!” and other forms of ridicule and mockery are aimed towards the Haabee ninja. After having a drink or two (alcoholic for the slut and non-alcoholic for the ninja) they turn to leave but the clientele of the bar had already gravitated towards the hot slut and before the night is over she is repeatedly groped, poked and ravished.

Meanwhile, in the privacy of his own black tent, Sheikh Fareed was busily jerking off to the live show and capturing it all on digital video for further analysis.